While there is no medical evidence to support the theory that insanity is contagious, readers are hereby given the chance to leave at once and therefore not risk their mental health.
Entry to this site is entirely at your own risk.
We awarded ourselves a PG* certificate.
As a responsible parent you should guide your child carefully through this site.
Ensure that you are always on hand to explain jokes, terms of reference and why you came here anyway.
Are you a geologist?
If the answer is yes to any of the above you are welcome to the foundation page from where you can explore the humour that derives from rocks, stones and anything vaguely hard.
The Rockbreeders Gazette
Established in 1872 on a wet Thursday afternoon in Barnsley.
This issue No. 6870
* Parental Guidance