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Classified
 

Wanted:

Cement mixer - one careful lady owner. Any size any area.

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Introductory courses for rock enthusiasts available.

Courses include:

       Principles of laying

       Foundation course on foundations

       Insanity – causes and progression

       Rock infertility

       Exotic stone – quality and variance

       Inanimate marbles

       Safety & health (of materials)

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Pick your own

Assorted rocks available. Bring your own wheelbarrow.

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B & B in charming quarry location.

En suite with tea and coffee making facilities. Cable TV in lounge.

No pet rocks (impossible to find if they get out)

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Bedrock finances

Consolidate all your debts into one easy to manage package with our personal loan service. Creditors bought or frightened off. Free bank account management. Instant loans available with one quick call.

Highest rates of interest in the country!!!

Visit our website to download our virus package with special phishing attachment absolutely free!

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NOISY neighbours?

 

Have you got the neighbours from hell? Surrounded by oiks and bozos?

ERADICURE can help.

See them forcibly herded into shipping containers while their possessions are thrown into skips and all from the comfort of your own home.

No court orders, no waiting just immediate deportation and/or death. Your choice.

We provide across the web live video link so you can watch from the comfort of your own sofa. Invite your friends and neighbours (the nice ones)

Call Pik Bisshdyblik at ERADICURE now!

 
 

For sale
 

For sale - books including:

How to make your own rock pile.

Stone crunching for fun and profit.

The compleat guide to granite.

Rocks, boulders and pebbles – how to spot fakes.

June’s fighting stones.

Castle making for beginners

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For sale

3.5 m3 Readymix concrete (surplus to requirements).

Would make nice rockery.

Buyer collects.

Call Bob the Bodger on Scunthorpe 675849

 

Ed relaxes with a cocktail

Rockbottom cards now available at Café Press - click here.